Folks were talking about stuff, like they do, and hate memes and other evidence of the decline of civilization, and then I realized. Porn! That's what civilization needs! We can all spend lots of time reading porn instead of using up energy and producing greenhouse gases and being rude to our neighbors. And ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
oxoniensis posted the porn challenge, part deux, which is evidence that the hive mind UNDERSTANDS and now we can all rest easy.
Okay then, that's solved THAT crisis.
Back to the important stuff.
The bit with the close quarters and John's history that I will never write.
oxoniensis posted the porn challenge, part deux, which is evidence that the hive mind UNDERSTANDS and now we can all rest easy.Okay then, that's solved THAT crisis.
Back to the important stuff.
The bit with the close quarters and John's history that I will never write.
So John has just, got a sensitive ass. He's never let anyone *play* with it, because it feels... weird, but kind of good. But intimate. Very intimate. And he went out with this beautiful, serious girl who he almost married, and she thought that obviously the asshole is for things to *leave* your body, gross, and maybe was rather homophobic but really sweet. Otherwise, at least. And he thought she was maybe right, and stopped touching it (only a little! and he hardly ever did it) and thinking about guys, even though he never did anything about those feelings. She had this great pastor who counseled her at a time when she was suicidal, and brought her back from the brink, and this guy knows lots of guys who thought they were gay, but they just needed to realize it was a *choice*, and they could be straight if they. Trusted, y'know?
They broke up, eventually, but John hardly ever thinks about those things any more, and really he totally does like women so it doesn't matter, at all. Plus, he wants kids. Someday. He doesn't masturbate as much as he used to, anyway, he's not a kid any longer.
But! One day John and Rodney are stuck in a collapsing building, and they crawl under the narrow bed and are trapped there. Which would be fine except, John's got his back to Rodney and Rodney's cock is, well, soft at first. But John wiggles a lot because it's RIGHT BY HIS ASS and then it isn't so soft. And it feels... weird. But good. Way too good.
They broke up, eventually, but John hardly ever thinks about those things any more, and really he totally does like women so it doesn't matter, at all. Plus, he wants kids. Someday. He doesn't masturbate as much as he used to, anyway, he's not a kid any longer.
But! One day John and Rodney are stuck in a collapsing building, and they crawl under the narrow bed and are trapped there. Which would be fine except, John's got his back to Rodney and Rodney's cock is, well, soft at first. But John wiggles a lot because it's RIGHT BY HIS ASS and then it isn't so soft. And it feels... weird. But good. Way too good.
